Wild Cat Seeks Domesticity

 

Friendly wild cat seeks gentle owner for long-term monogamous relationship.

9 reasons to take me home with you

[1] I’ll be six years old this Fourth of July! Let’s Celebrate – Starting Now!

[2] I weigh 14.9 pounds

[3] I am a 1-person companion who likes to hiss & show my teeth to anyone else. Sometimes I like to trick people into petting me & then scare them. But I almost never use my claws – and I’ve had my rabies shots.

[4] I am in neutral regarding my sexual driving, but I may still need help learning to spray only outside.

[5] I was recently treated for being unable to pee, but the wonderful doctors dave & kent fixed that without any surgery, and I’m fine now.

[6] To stay fit & ready for any fight, about 80% of my diet needs to be “urinary SO.” I eat ~one 6oz can per day, and each can costs about $1.50. So that’ll set you back like a latte every other day – if I were a drinker. But coffee sometimes keeps me awake during the day.

[6] I think I could be happy living inside, especially if I could come & go as I please.

[8] I’m beautiful – please see my many accompanying photos…

[9] I can supply excellent references for my behavior when loved by a kind person.

A PDF PSA Just for You from Pup

If you’d like to meet me, please send an email c/o ross.payne110@gmail.com or loriamay08@gamail.com and we’ll get back to you.

Meow! Meow!

Pup, a.k.a., Star, a.k.a. Cubby

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